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Old 12-31-2010, 05:48 AM
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I really "LOLed" when I saw it... people here will appreciate it



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Old 12-31-2010, 06:36 AM
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That's excellent!

One of my colleagues has a bumper sticker that says "Honk if you understand punctuated equilibrium".

But my favorite ever was: "Honk if you're Jesus"
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Did you hear the one about the physics professor
who tried to beat a running-the-red-light ticket
by claiming the doppler effect in his defense?
"It looked green to me..."

The learned judge dismissed the red light offense
and fined the proff for speeding.
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Did you hear the one about the physics professor
who tried to beat a running-the-red-light ticket
by claiming the doppler effect in his defense?
"It looked green to me..."

The learned judge dismissed the red light offense
and fined the proff for speeding.


A few years ago I got a Homer Simpson in-car toy that would say stuff due to vehicle motion, one of my favourites was his bumper sticker observation..."Your child may be an honour student but you're a moron!"
always made me
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My Father-in-Law has one that says: "Don't Steal; the Government Hates Competition."
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But my favorite ever was: "Honk if you're Jesus"
That could get complicated in a Latin district. :p
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A personal favorite

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I saw one in Memphis, TN. that said "Bad Cop, No Donut".
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I really "LOLed" when I saw it... people here will appreciate it



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You just made my year, so far.

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My favorite - "Where are we going and why are we in this handbasket?"
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