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Qwas · #31 (**permalink**) 11-20-2008, 11:52 PM

Oh Oh, Fred went after the computer. He wanted to be sure Poto has no way to warn us before he goes after Poto. Keep your eyes open Poto.

Corwin · #32 (**permalink**) 11-21-2008, 02:54 AM

... and keep a close eye on Fred's signature line(s).

ColinWhite · #33 (**permalink**) 11-21-2008, 04:01 AM

I think we moved to our permanent address www.talkfestool. com in July about 4 months ago and we have a page rank of 2/10 (the other forum ranks 3/10 right now) all considered we are doing quite well, every thing takes time and I am sure over the next months we will continue to build our page rank and become easier to find. For those interested we do manage our SEO and yes the google, yahoo bots are constant visitors here as I said before its a matter of time....

FredWest · #34 (**permalink**) 11-21-2008, 05:49 AM

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Originally Posted by susy

Oh Sir Robert, I fear for you, there are evil winds blowing from the north and Wally and I are hungry. We don't want to miss breakfast, lunch, snacks, tea, dinner, and biscuits, all served up on the Walko bench that Fred is sending us.

I heard my Daddy say that he was going north to straiten things out, some thing about evil eminence grise .

Hi Wally. Love ya.

Suzy

John, Bob told me that ridicules information came in one of those midnight emails to my master he uses to try to manipulate the world.

Dear Susy,

Please inform your master that do to unforeseen consequences the walko table that I was going to send is still in my garage being guarded by Rocky, Coal and Kelly. They have deemed this table theirs an I am unable to shake theses thoughts from their minds.

Please accept my deepest and most profound apologies for being unable to deliver upon my word to you. However, I have been approached by the senior member of the insurrection group, Rocky, and tomorrow he and Coal will deliver a formal proclamation as to why the table needed to stay here.

Fred

FredWest · #35 (**permalink**) 11-21-2008, 05:56 AM

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Originally Posted by RickChristopherson

Bob, I can feel your pain. I have felt so empty since I left that site that I frequently wake up with cold-sweats every morning. My wife keeps telling me it is simply because I keep passing out in the front yard next to the lawn sprinklers, but I know it is much more deep rooted than that.

I am wondering if maybe I couldn't make amends if I became a "subscriber". It's not the same as being a "contributor", or making "donations, " so I am sure it would make me feel better, and at least stop these tremors I have as I browse the internet without visiting once gleeful sites. I can't help but wonder how these other websites manage without subscribers, and especially pay the high cost of hosting without them.

What I miss the most are the cryptic emails that help me to identify Kennedy's gunman, and other ne'erdowell conspirators.

Rick,

Just to help you and of course this comes from the bottom of my heart I have written Charles Manson, Sirhan Sirhan, and many others of their ilk and asked them to please just email you to make up for your terrible loss.

I hope this helps you as I think it will and provides you with true peace of mind. As an aside, I only mentioned your home address to one of your new buddies but I forget which one. He did mention that he was dying to meet you and it seemed so genuine and sweet well what was I to do?

Fred

FredWest · #36 (**permalink**) 11-21-2008, 05:58 AM

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Originally Posted by BobSwenson

Rick, I can't help but feel that this picture illustrates your melancholia and mine, when I think of all those other good Festoolians over there drinking all that evil cool aid. Oh, I forgot I was told that I had senile paranoia, I know not of what I speak. Forgive me