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Old 11-18-2008, 07:53 PM
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Default God is in your BIOS

I'm back with a new pass word, my master Per gave me one of his CIA passwords that I could not remember, Colin straightened it all out. Per is always barking up the wrong tree.


I spend a good deal of my computer time in Bob's lap sleeping, every once in while I get to have a chat with him while he is clicking away or just looking duh at the screen. Yesterday I asked him, Sir Robert what do you mean when you say God is in your BIOS.


“Well it seems that the computer was patterned after the way our brain works. The computer has a BIOS, a CPU, hard drive and a memory, WE have a BIOS, a left brain hard drive, a CPU and a right brain of conceptual memory.”
Are you some kind of brain guru.
“No, but no one else is.”
So whats with this BIOS ( BIOS - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia )
“We have a BIOS like the computer that keeps us breathing, our heart ticking, our feet moving and things like that. Then we have this programed left brain that causes all our problems and prevents us from finding God, If you can shut down your ego centric left brain you will find God waiting for you in the BIOS that is really you, not that smug left brain that is blind to the obvious.”
Your confusing me !
“WE start programing our dominate left brain early in life, bit by bit, not always with truth and logical thoughts but often with nonsensical concepts to the point where we think its the truth. We can't down load like a computer, say slip in a Catholic disk, or a Jewish disk and check them out, delete them if we don't like them. We are at the mercy of a hum dumb left brain that traps us into wrong thinking when thinking is what we shouldn't do if we are seeking God. Buddha did it sitting under a tree. Some Zen Buddhist find Nirvana. Some Saints have. Unfortunately most religious people are are trapped in the sin syndrome,
and the dogma and trappings that go with it. Learning to switch to the right brain doing wood working, drawing or art will get you closer, GOD is just to the left of the right brain. Seek and you can be one with the universe.”
“Now get off my lap and let me see what Fred has to say”


Wally, do you see what I go through, all this gibberish and never a dog biscuit.



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Old 11-18-2008, 08:02 PM
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My brain hurts, I guess it'll just have to be removed.
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Old 11-18-2008, 08:34 PM
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My brain hurts, I guess it'll just have to be removed.
Rick has one that's only slightly used.
Don't know which BIOS he has.
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Old 11-18-2008, 08:37 PM
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We can't down load like a computer, say slip in a Catholic disk, or a Jewish disk and check them out, delete them if we don't like them.

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This is why you have to be really careful where you are born.
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Old 11-18-2008, 08:55 PM
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Well Susy/Suzy, that's a juicy chew toy.

Here is another chewy morselchewy morsel , slightly more highfalutin than Wikipedia (written by one of Bob's peers), but plenty entertaining.

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Old 11-19-2008, 04:13 AM
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I'm pretty sure that God is in the food bowl. I check frequently, just in case.

I helped some people today at the hospital. My Queen Sharon took me into the clinic at the hospital, and I brought joy to lots and lots of people. Channeling God - right into people's hearts.

Nothing like a good fur coat, and big brown eyes to help people out...
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Nothing like a good fur coat, and big brown eyes to help people out...
Hey, that's my schtick, except my eyes are green!
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You have a fur coat? Maybe it's time to get a good razor...
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You have a fur coat? Maybe it's time to get a good razor...
More like a wool sweater...

That's why I originally bought the rotex!
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