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Forum: Woodworkers Cafe 08-12-2011, 03:40 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 4,987
Posted By Max
Re: Ron Wenner - where is he?

Well, whaddya know. A talking cat.

:Laughing2: :Laughing2: :Laughing2:

Hey. Talking cat. Got somethin for ya....
Forum: Woodworkers Cafe 04-13-2011, 02:39 AM
Replies: 144
Views: 25,655
Posted By Max
Re: Something Wicked This Way Comes....

Heh. Hehehhheheheh. :laughing1:
Ye(no aposterfee)r funny.
Forum: Woodworkers Cafe 03-15-2011, 04:28 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 4,233
Posted By Max
Re: Definitely NOT woodworking: Iditarod!!!!


Heh. I'm thinkin' ya really don' wanna go puttin' ideas like that in her head right now...

Forum: Meet the Members 12-28-2010, 05:46 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 3,713
Posted By Max
Re: I'm MacGyver

Hey Mac!

Welcome to rF (barkFestool). I live with an admurrel. She says I can't spell nuthin right, but I suspect she jus' don' git my jokes.

Hey. You look like somebody I would like to play...
Forum: Woodworkers Cafe 11-23-2010, 04:45 AM
Replies: 61
Views: 5,308
Posted By Max
Re: Something you won't see where YOU live

Hey. Heh. How you guyz doin?
Me, I jus keep waitin fer Suzy to call. She never do, though.

Hey, y'all like snow? Man, I love love LOVE snow.
Rollin in it, ya know?

People always laughin when...
Forum: Meet the Members 08-15-2010, 04:53 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 5,747
Posted By Max
Re: Hi, Fred and Peter Made Me Do this!

Hi Rutager - welcome to talkFestool! :D
Forum: Meet the Members 08-11-2010, 06:56 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 3,664
Posted By Max
Re: Hi, I'm Lucy!

Hey. I just got one thing to say....

Woof! :thumbsup2:

I mean, hey Lucy, you sure are a cute lil thang.
Can you come out and play? :sdrool:

Never mind what you hear about me and Susie.
Forum: Meet the Members 07-02-2010, 05:18 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 3,710
Posted By Max
Re: I am Extremely Average

Hey. Thanks. Heh.
A nose comes in mighty handy when ya got no opposable thumbs.

Say, you got a dog? Or are you one a them cat guys?
Take Rick, now (please) - he's a cat guy.
His cat appears to...
Forum: Woodworkers Cafe 03-02-2010, 07:04 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 2,180
Posted By Max
Re: Airstreams Made Cool

Hey. It's me, Max. Suzy baby... you just come to Iowa and I'LL keep you warm and....


... now what were we talking about?
Forum: Woodworkers Cafe 01-31-2010, 03:55 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,867
Posted By Max
Re: Feline Credit Card Fraud!!!

Hey. Careful there, Wally. That squirrel could poke your eye out.

He's sure a pointy one, ain't he?

Still, I am sure he is a very tasty nice squirrel.

oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy squirrel
Forum: Woodworkers Cafe 11-04-2009, 04:16 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 2,306
Posted By Max
Re: Product Review: The Hasslefactor Hassle Factor

Hey. It's me, Max. Hey. How ya doin'?

Ya know, the Admiral don' really like me messin' with her 'puter and all, but dagnabbit I wuz there, too an' I KNOW what I saw.

That guy... first off, he...
Forum: Forum Suggestions 07-27-2009, 07:36 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 67,433
Posted By Max
Re: Happy Birthday talkFestool!

Hey, yer countin' me an' Suzy an' Wally an' that big black dog of Fred's, I hope? :D :D :D Or is that jes' the members with opposable thumbs.... :cry:
Forum: Hand Tools 06-12-2009, 05:47 AM
Replies: 182
Views: 28,424
Posted By Max
Re: Harold & Saxon Chisels

Hey. Not gettin' this word thing too much. :confused::confused::confused: Susy can call me whatever she wants. Only she don't ever call me at all. :cry: :cry::cry: I think she lost interest cuz of my...
Forum: Meet the Members 05-29-2009, 11:18 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 4,285
Posted By Max
Re: Hello from Sweden

Susy, baby, what about us? Oh wait. I'll bet this is about my operation, isn't it?


Hey CK! Welcome!
Forum: Home Improvement Projects 05-19-2009, 07:33 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 4,943
Posted By Max
Re: Inseting granite into a countertop

Hey. Bob. Pleez keep Susy away from that bear. She looks smart enuf not to fall for some line about meetin her fer lunch, but... well, you know how girls think bears are cute. I bet he smells bad. Or...
Forum: Meet the Members 05-12-2009, 08:02 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 2,690
Posted By Max
Re: New guy just got bit

Hey, Rich - welcome! Crazy place, ain't it, where the dogs don't bite but the tools sure do (and I mean that in the GOOD way... heh.) BIG Big Grin
Forum: Meet the Members 05-12-2009, 04:15 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 2,239
Posted By Max
Re: Housebroken, Shots Current

Hey. Heh. Hi Susy. Wag!!! Wag!! Wag!!!

Hey. I'm jus a country dawg - hardly know what to say to a cute lil thang like you. Hey. You sure are cute, Susy. Heh. Burp. Uh, 'scuse me. Wag??? Wag!!!
Forum: Woodworkers Cafe 05-09-2009, 01:49 AM
Replies: 218
Views: 16,460
Posted By Max
Re: Let's turn this cafe into a house of HOG

Ruh roh. Now you've done it.... :popcorn:
Forum: Meet the Members 05-08-2009, 09:07 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 2,239
Posted By Max
Re: Housebroken, Shots Current

Heh. Yeah, I should do that. She won't notice. But first I gotta slurp up all the stuff she's spillin' on the floor tho. Not complainin' or nothin' but jus between us, she makes a helluva mess...
Forum: Meet the Members 05-08-2009, 08:30 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 2,239
Posted By Max
Housebroken, Shots Current

Hey. How ya'll doin? I'm lookin' fer Suzy. Can't remember why. You guys seen her?

Hey. Don't tell the Admiral I wuz here, okay? She's home today, makin' cake fer like 135 people in between messin'...
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